20)
ROBERT THIRKELL (Ex-BBC Business Creative Director, now head honcho
at his own company) - The man with perhaps the most difficult brief in
television (make business interesting) wisely eschewed endless series of people
with big red marker pens and flip boards and Who Moved My Cheese and instead
treated business programming as an extension of popular documentary making,
realising that a business theory is less interesting then the individual who
religiously attempts to implement it (such that conflicts with colleagues of
a different mindset become an entertaining inevitability). Starting with John
Harvey Jones' Troubleshooter series back in 1987, we reckon it was Thirkell
that made endeavour and more importantly the conflict arising out of endeavour,
suitable TV viewing, and so we're saying that without Robert there'd be no Grand
Designs, Property Ladder, A Place In France, A Place In The Sun, Wife Swap or
- indeed - C4 (at least as we know it today). Of his own productions, the long
running Trouble At The Top is still doing the business where other such programmes
have long since faded into obscurity - even though the Master himself has now
moved on. Whether it's the rousing, over the top incidental music, or simply
the innate ability to tell a great story, the most recent series (including
the opening of the first ever EasyCinema) shows no signs of deviating from the
Thirkell template - although we don't expect to see anything as majestic as
the Interflora coup d'etat that was so memorably captured in an episode of Blood
on The Carpet (another Thirkell production). Whereas producers of similar conflict-led
documentaries such as Faking It seemed to have somehow lost the knack, the Thirk's
fleet is still going great guns, and we can't wait to see what the man himself
comes up with next.
19)
JAMES GOSS (Senior Producer, http://www.bbc.co.uk/cult)
- When James took over the Cult section in 2000, as far as we can remember it
contained some very hard quizzes, a site about why Buffy was rubbish and a Simpsons
screensaver. OK, so that Buffy site should have stuck to its guns, but otherwise
we're full of admiration for BBCi's Cult pages nowadays. Obviously, we're of
the opinion that tv.cream.org is your definitive online destination for bygone
bacchanalia, but fair play to BBCi here - they've shoved some cracking stuff
up online. For instance, what's the commercial imperative behind making genuine
Blue Peter factsheets available to download in PDF form? Or knocking up Andrew
Wiseman-style Flash animations of BBC clocks and continuity? Or putting episodes
of Roobarb online for everyone to watch? Well, there isn't one, and that's what
makes the care and attention lavished on the cult pages all the more praiseworthy.
All due respect, then, to Goss and fellow BBCi Cults (at least, we think
that's what it said - ho ho!) Rob Francis, Ann Kelly, Daniel Judd and Martin
Trickey.
From James: "Thanks. I'm delighted to accept on behalf of the Cult site, which has always been a bit of a curiosity in the BBC's online stable - nearly every other site is dedicated to programmes that are actually still on the BBC. For all of the team, it's great to have a licence to have as much fun with the BBC's formidable history as we do - whether it's sitting around laughing at the jumpers on BREAKFAST TIME, lovingly restoring knackered old pictures of Daleks, or seeing whether Tom Welling will beat the four-second record for taking his top off in SMALLVILLE. And, just like David Boreanaz, the site gets bigger every year. Just trying to cope with the fact that they're bringing back DOCTOR WHO has sent us all scurrying for cover. Personally, I'm chuffed and delighted. Especially as you found a picture of me with good hair."
18)
STUART MACONIE (Writer, DJ and pop culture pundit) - He only
ever talks about Spacedust and Magpie! In fact, he only ever lives his life
in what he imagines the seventies were like! Ha ha ha! Funny how nobody in the
media ever does those jokes about Gina Yashere - and as Stuart pointed out,
when an Observer writer recently wrote that he'd like to see less Maconie nostalgia
on TV in 2004, he'd not actually recorded such a talking head slot for three
years. Let us instead praise the man who brought us the veritable smorgasbord,
"England's steepish lake", On The Case, Hit Parade ("Royhay!"),
Movie Club and getting Blur to talk about how much they hated each other. Lest
we lose sight of his abilities, this is a career bookended by being a prime
mover smoking jacket/prime Thrills! era NME and recently fitting so well into
the Radio 2 drivetime slot that, while we wish no malice on the man, we kind
of think bringing Johnnie Walker back was a step back from the kind of inventive
scheduling we thought The Light Programme was into now. Oh, and he's had time
to write a book, which we quite liked.
17)
NICKY CAMPBELL (DJ and presenter) - No, really. A lot have
Nicholas Andrew Argyle Campbell marked down as an over-reaching, vindictive
daytime pop DJ with ideas above his station, but then that's hardly the point.
Into The Night was good, after all. The first indication we had of his ambitions
was through Friday night regional shoutathon Central Weekend Live, a show only
really set for the annals of TV through a full scale brawl once breaking out
in the audience, leading to arrests and at least one hospital admittance, over
the hugely divisive politicised issue of whether women should be allowed to
play football ("Are you going to show me the fucking red card?").
Then he was merely the afternoon 1FM jock with The Number 9 Game, but he properly
set his stall out upon moving to 5 Live, being unafraid of on-air conflict while
able to handle the lighter stuff too, all the while never lapsing into Jon Gaunt
territory. True, the breakfast gig hardly started well, but his schtick would
suffer opposite Humphrys and Naughtie, plus he once sent TVC a self-effacing
email upon chancing across our not entirely positive write-up in Radio Cream
so he's not entirely serious about his oeuvre. For all his pretentiousness,
he's broken the mould of Radio 1 DJs by actually gaining respect from so-called
'proper' broadcasters, as well as those he left behind, and could be the only
man to end up in a major BBC management role having previously done the Wednesday
Word Game. And in any case, him over Scott Mills any day.
From Nicky: "My wife had our fourth baby daughter on Saturday and just when I thought life couldn't get any better - any more joyous - any more complete - this happens. The only tinge of sadness is that by the time my children are old enough to understand the significance of it, I'll be doing the coveted Sunday into Monday show on Radio Wick. Thanks."
16)
MARK LEWISOHN (Journalist, comedy historian) - It was an idea
so breathtakingly inspired you wonder why nobody did it before. Take a genre
of television (in this case comedy) and document in loving detail every single
example ever broadcast on British terrestrial television. Such was the way that
Radio Times scribe Mark Lewisohn turned himself into a best selling author and
instant TV Cream hero. What set the first edition of the Radio Times Guide To
Comedy apart when it was first published was not so much the anoraky detail
that listed transmission dates, directors, writers and cast membership but the
genuine love the author had for his chosen subject. Avoiding the famous Leslie
Haliwell trap of declaring old stuff = good, modern stuff = rubbish, Lewisohn
sought to explain the appeal of everything that was popular whilst at the same
time prodding the steaming carcasses of the shows that quickly died a death.
Even imported US hits are treated fairly, Frasier hailed as a masterpiece, Friends
acknowledged as insanely but sometimes mysteriously popular and the BBC's own
scheduling of Seinfeld given a rightful kicking. Not only did 2003 see the publication
of a long-awaited second edition but the text of the book was integrated in
its entirety into the BBCi site ensuring that Lewisohn's labour of love can
reach an appreciative worldwide audience. Happily, he also continues the day
job as a writer for the Radio Times and for the weekly appearance of a surprise
pic from the archives, we are proud to salute him.
15)
WILL BRYANT (BBC Manchester) - Will Bryant and the archive
unit at BBC Manchester have, in the past few years, produced dozens of clip
shows of distinction, unearthing all sorts of cracking Creamy clips in the process.
They're best known, of course, for the I Love... series, and the mediocre nineties
incarnation shouldn't disguise that fact that the seventies and eighties episodes
were some of the best examples of nostalgia telly ever. After a quiet period,
the department announced they were back on song with I'm Dreaming of a TV Christmas,
the excellent two-hour show on Christmas Eve 2003 which was undoubtedly the
best thing on over the festive period. From a 20-minute tribute to Christmas
Morning With Noel to extracts from the BBC's legendary Christmas tapes (Frank
Bough dancing in the Grandstand studio! Fantastic!), mixed with talking heads
of the calibre of Bill Cotton and Michael Hurll, it proved that this sort of
show, done properly, has still got a future. At the moment the Manchester department
are running the search for Britain's Best Sitcom, which has already produced
Armando Iannucci's fascinating profile of Yes Minister and Johnny Vaughan's
well-produced Porridge retrospective. So congratulations to Bryant, David Mortimer,
Ricky Kelehar and the dozens of researchers in the North West for making the
most of something we'd all love to do.
From Will: "I am obviously very flattered, not to say astonished, to be considered for such a prestigious list. It is a great tribute to the popular culture nostalgia shows broadcast by BBC Manchester over the past four or five years that series like I LOVE 70S, I LOVE 80S, and BRITAIN'S BEST SITCOM have caught the eye of archive connoisseurs like yourselves. It has to be said that my placing has caused a certain amount of mirth amongst my colleagues! There are a lot of names more appropriate than mine, far worthier for use as the figurehead for the department's archive output. Two stand out - firstly Alan Brown, who as Executive Producer masterminded the whole I Love series and oversaw most of the archive output from Manchester, and secondly Stephen McGinn who was heavily involved in the development and production of both the I Love series and Britain's Best Sitcom."
14)
ANDREW COLLINS (Writer and broadcaster) - He's nosed ahead
of his illustrious sidekick by dint of a bulkier CV, the fact he pre-empted
his colleague's bash at a wry autobiography by a whole 12 months, and because,
well, he mentions TV Cream a lot on his radio programme. Andrew's career has
taken in a mightily impressive and diverse range of vocations. A designer turned
NME music journo, he worked up the ladder to become Editor of Q while simultaneously
putting down roots in telly and radio; then came scriptwriting, which led to
a stint penning EastEnders; film reviewing for Radio 4 and Radio Times; co-authorship
of the BBC3 sitcom Grass; and the aforementioned book Where Did It All Go Right?,
together with supporting website http://www.wherediditallgoright.com.
Above all there's been his 6 Music show, Teatime. Having the thankless task
of inheriting an audience direct from Liz Kershaw (although not for much longer;
she's off - not him) would've seen lesser men throw in the towel for an occasional
documentary series on Radio 2. Not Andrew. Over two years he's persistently
built up a loyal following of his own while taking care to cultivate an easy
rapport with listeners old and new; and even if the Talking Points are sometimes
crap and the topical gags sound like the ones Mark Lawson used to flog at the
start of Late Review, you know there'll be a whimsical piece of correspondence
or a great record along in a few minutes. His domain safe after the latest 6
Music reshuffle, and with a second volume of memoirs on the way in the summer,
his reputation as the raconteur's renaissance man grows ever stronger. A good
showing, then, for Northampton's favourite son - although if he hadn't cut his
hair last year he'd be a couple of places lower.
From Andrew: "I'm honoured, and flattered, although I don't feel much of a mover or shaker when I'm watching my sitcom go out at different times every week, untrailed, while, say, to pluck a name from the air, NIGHTY NIGHT gets a permanent slot, heavily advertised, even on BBC1, with all the attendant press coverage, but hey... this is not a time for bitterness. Being straight in at 14 in your list is a real shot in the arm. And I speak as a man who has acupuncture every Sunday. It's especially heartwarming, if a little unnerving for an essentially humble soul, to find myself above such respected colleagues and contemporaries as McGown, Wallace, Ellen, Peake and M*c*n** (he never calls, he never writes). I'm pleased to be behind John Yorke though, as he's one of the men most instrumental in kickstarting my media career, as he produced Collins & Maconie's humorous items for Radio Five's THE MIX and FABULOUS, and then became my boss at EASTENDERS, where to my mind, he oversaw its most recent and probably last golden age. I hope that the new-look TEATIME lives up the old-look Teatime, that Heaven Knows I'm Miserable Now lives up to Where Did It All Go Right?, and that the second series of GRASS, er, gets commissioned by whoever takes over from the flagrant Ms Root. You've all done very well."
13)
JOHN YORKE (Channel
4 drama supremo) - We argued long and hard in the TV Cream office about
which of the major players in telly drama deserved to make it onto our list.
Nominations were put forward and rejected for a variety of industry 'names'
(such as Red Productions' Nicola Shindler, World Productions' Tony Garnett,
Company's Charlie Patterson and Kudos' Jane Featherstone, all of whom have produced
cracking series over the last 12 months) but we decided in the end that they
were all a bit predictable and Broadcast-friendly. Commissioning Editors, on
the other hand, are no one's friends - caught between a rock and a hard place.
If they bring in a great programme then it's the producer or writer who's credited
as brilliant. If they bring in a rubbish one, then they alone are to blame.
John Yorke gets the nod above the other drama queens and kings by virtue of
his balls-out approach to the job (making no bones about sending back Garnett's
No Angels for a complete script overhaul), and a stolid commitment to strong,
authored work. And we're happy to applaud him for bringing Shameless to our
screens, nabbing The Deal from a gutless Granada and steering Channel 4 away
from the kind of one-off, Hollywood-budget historical dramas it'd been doing
for the last goodness-knows however many years. All this, and he weathered the
'getting shot of Brookside' storm with barely a hiccup too. We're looking forward
to a promised series based around the lives of Peter Cook and Dudley Moore,
plus NY:Lon, one of those zeitgeist-capturing pieces that C4 used to do so well.
Who'd have thought that the man who brought the Slaters to Albert Square (as
Executive Producer on EastEnders) could also be the one to commission the next
GBH?
12)
ANDREW O'CONNOR (Media mogul and gameshow format wizard) -
Funny how you can get people wrong. In our eyes until recently O'Connor was
merely the slightly annoying Copy Cats and On The Waterfront makeweight destined
for a career in daytime quiz shows, although he pulled his weight on Talkabout
and Chai-aii-aiiin-Chain Letters. And now look - as head of Objective Productions
he's responsible for the return of TV magic, having executive produced Derren
Brown, Paul Zenon, Monkey Magic and, er, Stephen Mulhern on The Quick Trick
Show, as well as two separate Greatest Magic Tricks Ever compilations. Throw
in too the underrated Peep Show, Bedsitcom and, um, Five Go Dating. All this
and he's been thrown out of the Magic Circle for overseeing BBC1's Secrets Of
Magic. And what's Terry Randall doing now, eh?
From Andrew: "Thanks - whatever happened to that gameshow host?"
11)
THE BLUE PETER TEAM (Self-explanatory)
- It wasn't all that long ago that BP was fronted by the likes of Katy Hill,
Stuart Miles and Romana D'Annunzio, all of whom clearly wanted to get off the
show as soon as possible and do something more high-profile and better-paid.
The fact that, since leaving, all their careers have completely collapsed ('comedian'
Miles is now on digital gambling channel Sky Vegas Live) proves that presenting
Blue Peter is one of the best jobs in telly, and the current team of Matt Baker,
Liz Barker, Konnie Huq and Simon Thomas make it patently obvious that they're
having the time of their lives. Matt's our favourite, of course, the latter-day
John Noakes, only without the moaning and able to remember his lines. He's got
so much enthusiasm he can make even the dullest item entertaining with a silly
dance or bad pun. Not only is he massively popular with the viewers, but his
two BAFTA awards for Best Presenter illustrate his talents. Liz, Simon and Konnie
are also great presenters, relating to the young audience and always happy to
don a silly wig or stupid costume. You can imagine them all playing pranks on
each other on filming trips, a sense of teamwork that doesn't exist on many
shows. None of them seems in a rush to leave the programme - Liz was the last
to join and that was nearly four years ago - and after a dodgy few years, BP
have a team they can be proud of. It's not been this good since Si, Saz and
Pete.